$ cat drama-meter/status → live
Drama Meter
Your Drama. Our Judgment.
Describe the argument, pick an AI judge, get the verdict.
Download on the App StoreiPhone · 3 free verdicts · No account
$ cat sample-verdict
One squeeze of ketchup. One verdict.
Sample case · Savage Judge25% you
“I used one squeeze of my roommate’s ketchup. One. The next morning she had labeled everything in the fridge, including the ice cube trays.”
89Drama levelCondiment Cold War
Your roommate is the drama, and it is not close.
$ man drama-meter
Quick answers
Is Drama Meter free?
Yes. Your first three verdicts are free with no account. Premium is an optional subscription billed by Apple.
Is my story stored?
No. Your reports stay on your phone. A story is sent to the AI judge only when you ask for a verdict, and it is not kept. Privacy policy
Is the verdict real advice?
No. Drama Meter is entertainment. Scores are fictional and based on one side of the story.
How do I cancel Premium?
Open iPhone Settings, tap your name, then Subscriptions. Apple handles billing and refunds.
Am I the drama?
Download on the App StoreQuestions or press: hello@bashbuilddeploy.com